'Malnutrition and Jazzercise' Category
Foiled Again
As an integral part of my quest to lose 15 more pounds, I just ate a Wendy’s maple buttermilk biscuit sandwich and mini hash browns.
Oh, wait. What’s that you say? That’s not part of losing weight? Crap.The “B” is Back
Wow holy crap was I in a bad mood yesterday. I didn’t even realize I was until all of a sudden I just . . . was.
I’ve done a lot of analysis of my “Crazy” (trust me there’s a lot to analyze) but I’ve rarely done analysis of my “Beotch.” And woah, maybe […]The Incredible Blossoming Bosom
Men, look away. This post is not for you. GO. Save yourselves.
Girls, we need to talk. My boobs are growing at an alarming rate. I’ve gone up THREE cup sizes in less than a year. Every time I go to buy a bra because the other one is oh my gosh driving me so crazy […]The Easter Blues
Uhhh so when did someone decide Easter would be in March? And that daylight savings would be too? (Not that I care about daylight savings because we here in Arizona are rebels and REFUSE to change our clocks.) If I remember correctly, in most states, spring hasn’t really . . . sprung until […]
Back On The Wagon
Anyone who hates coming back to real life after a four day weekend raise your hands.
That’s all of you then, yes? Yeah, go ahead and count me in.
I have ZERO desire to be at work this week. I’m still exhausted from my weekend. It was not exactly relaxing and entailed a […]Grandfatherly Pearls of Wisdom
Sheesh it’s been depressing around here! I’m about to try to change that but first I need to thank you all for your sweet comments. My friend and his wife are doing SO well in spite of the horrible circumstances. It was a beautiful service on Friday celebrating the short life of […]
While You’re Dancing
Back in a previous life (aka college) I spent an average of three hours a day dancing. I was never very good at it, with my over-arched back, thick legs and awkward appendages called arms. I would excel at the warm-ups and bar work and then get out on the floor to […]
Verbal Vomit v1
*Begin verbal vomit transmission*
What day is it? Tuesday? It’s already the 11th of December?
HOLY CRAPOLY WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?
*Shaking head, squinting eyes, trying to focus*
Yeah I have no idea what’s going on with the time. I have NOTHING done for Christmas, no presents - not even a tree! Every time […]Perfect Day
Today is a great day!
Let me count the ways:
I am getting a fun new toy today, and don’t you worry, tomorrow I will show it to you. I’m GIDDY with excitement at my new toy and I can barely stand waiting until my lunch break to go get it. I love new toys.
Today […]Update to my Awesome Weekend: OH-IO!
My baby brother’s comment in my last post kindly (?) reminded me that I forgot to mention the second best part of the weekend.
Ohio State got into the National Championship game! Granted, it was at the cost of a lot of other great teams losing (thank you LSU, Missouri, West Virginia and pretty much […]