'Kateastrophes' Category
Ski Bunny
Well, apparently the fact that I haven’t been skiing for six or seven years caught up with me yesterday because, OW.
Let’s just say that I’m glad it was all free because had I paid the $150 or so it would have cost me to go skiing yesterday I would have been pissed. I mean, it […]Uh, Hannah Did It!
Ok I really did it but the posts for Hannah and Ad broke my blog because the picture file sizes were gigongous. WHOOPS!
So um, it’s going to take me some time to fix and repost the pictures but I swear I’ll do it! I SWEAR!Beerfest Version 2.Gross.1
Yeah you see it. The Kateastrophe counter is reset without the previous story even being told. And you’ll notice a pattern to the title.
WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND BEER????? I DON’T EVEN DRINK BEER! I HATE BEER!!
Ahem.
The story.
SO, some background. At our show last week we had a fully […]Flying High
So, I don’t really like to use my blog to brag about myself or talk about how awesome my life is, blah blah blah. Don’t get me wrong, my life is great, but I happen to think the humor and humanness of a good life is found in the mishaps and the insecurities and […]
Beerfest 2007
Yes, I have reset the Kateastrophe counter. I was JUST this week thinking “wow, maybe my curse is over! I haven’t had a Kateastrophe in a record amount of days!”
Que karma, kicking my butt.
My husband and I had decided about two weeks ago that, due to hell-like temperatures and a wee bit of […]My Grand Entrance Into the Adult World
I can’t believe I’m telling this story to the whole world. I really can’t. I mean, I tell it at parties to keep people laughing, but actually PUBLISHING it . . . that’s a different story. But here goes.
So, flashback to April, 2002. I have finally completed my requirements for my […]Perfect Credit
Ok, this is embarrassing to admit, especially to the whole world, but today is a proud day for lil‘ old me. Why you ask? I’ll tell you why.
About nine years ago last month, I left for the adventure of a lifetime. I left my comfy home in Provo, Utah and set out […]Narcissism is good for the soul . . .
Ahhh the memes just keep on comin’! (and i MISSPELLED my original title. I’m so embarrassed)
I am flattered that Gunfigher likes me enough to tag me . . . so here goes. Meme number four bazillion . . . titled “In the Spotlight”
When did you start blogging?Well, I officially started blogging with this post(and […]Locked In a Room By Myself With No Human Contact Until Further Notice
I’m not nice this week. I’m not even halfway pleasant. I am a giant ball of mean, nastyness.
I’m trying not to talk to people. I’m actually trying not to LOOK at people, for fear my eyes will become deadly laser beams and I’ll kill someone I care about. I’m trying to […]I’m Too Irritated to Even Think of a Title
I woke up Monday morning and just knew this week wasn’t going to go so well. I know I’m not alone in it either. I think there’s something in the air. I know a lot of people who aren’t having the best week. I also know some people who are having […]