Oopsy Daisy
May 14th, 2009 by Kateastrophe
“Did you just say ‘oopsy daisy?’” Yes. Yes I did.
I also just ate not one but THREE Paradise Bakery cookies.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Not that I was really all that mighty. It’s only been a week and a half, after all. But I like to think I was mighty. I mean, hello I’ve been eating hard boiled egg whites for breakfast every day. Sheer willpower is what that takes, I tell you!
But seriously? If I didn’t hate throwing up more than almost anything else in the world (honest to goodness, I’d rather have Flying Pig Flu, Pneumonia, Strep Throat, a hernia, a dislocated knee, a club foot and the runs ALL AT THE SAME TIME than throw up), I’d run to the bathroom right now and purge myself of this horridness. I don’t ever recall having felt so disgusting. My stomach is mui mad at me, and so am I for that matter.
And now I must go face the wrath of Bob. Bob is my trainer. He’s huge. And mean. I’m scared.
- Posted in Malnutrition and Jazzercise
May 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
SHAME ON YOU! Nah, don’t beat yourself up yet, you’re still strengthening self-control over the powerful monster called the “Sweet Tooth,” and boy is it hard to not give in! every woman will admit!(don’t forget my blog on your blogroll
hee hee)
May 14th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
hard boiled egg whites for breakfast??? My gosh there must be more pleasant diets to follow? That’s not something anyone would be able to keep up??
May 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I’m sure it will be okay. We can’t be perfect all the time. And surely you deserve a treat after all those hard-boiled eggs.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:28 am
I want to read this over and over to laugh yet again. That is funny. sorry you are soooo weak. Please get over it and be grateful for paradise cookies!!!!! Moses Lake has no such thing.