This is Gonna Hurt
May 4th, 2009 by Kateastrophe
Remember last year when I went all workout gung ho? Then I just sort of . . . stopped?
Well, I haven’t been “off” the wagon but I definitely haven’t been “on” the wagon either since then. I just sort of . . . hung on to the wagon? All while gaining weight and getting back up to the number I swore I would never, ever, ever see again. Stupid number. Stupid scale. Stupid yummy food.
Well, today, that all changes. I’ve signed up for a Bikini Body Challenge that start today and goes until July 31. I’m working with Bob, a ‘roided out, scruffy voiced giant hulk of a man who, when he found out how far I live from his gym? Told me he’d kick my butt EXTRA for my trouble.
Hold me, I’m scared.
The training is four days a week, 45 minutes each time I go. It comes with photos (shoot me now) a body scan (slit my wrists) and a body mass index analysis (cyanide? Anyone?). I’m terrified to find out how fat and out of shape I really am. It also comes with a food plan (seriously. My life needs to be over) and I’m sure they’re taking away my carbs. Oh how I’ll miss them.
So folks, pray for me. The girl I know who recommended this trainer came back after her first day of working out with SWOLEN ARMS. I’m not even joking a little bit. Be prepared for some serious Kate whining.
- Posted in Malnutrition and Jazzercise
May 4th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
All the scans and stuff sound kind of like a good value. I’ve had the most luck with Body for Life. Plenty of time. Looking forward to seeing the success photos.
May 4th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Go Kate, you can do it!
May 4th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Great plan - you can do it! July 31 gives you some time and I’m sure you’ll love it… as soon as the pain from the soreness lessens
Keep us posted!
May 5th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Go Kate! You can do it! I love how you write, so hilarious.
“Hold me, I’m scared.” Can’t wait to read about your sessions…
Good luck!!
Angie
May 5th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Good for you! It will hurt at first, but I’m sure you’ll do great. Good luck!
May 5th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Oh goodness, I’m so scared for you! But you are going to be looking fabulous
May 5th, 2009 at 9:23 am
you are courageous….you’ll be happy afterwards though for being active and healthy and in shape
May 5th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
i’m trying to work out more too, i’ll pray for both of us that we survive!
May 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Jealous. I want a trainer SO MUCH!!