The Funniest Conversation I Have Ever Been A Part Of
June 22nd, 2008 by Kateastrophe
My cousin and I were walking home from having fabulous fondue at the Borgois Pig late late on Friday night (or early Saturday morning?) and the this drunk guy runs up to us from around the corner and yells
“Hey!! Do you guys want to go to Lit??”
My cousin, the genius, says “No thanks. We’re Mormon and married.” (I’m Mormon and married, she is definitely not but I understand why she said it and thought it was hilarious.)
The guy stands there, confused for a second and says “You’re Mormon and married? I don’t even know what that means!”
Then there’s a long pause . . . followed by
“OOOooooh so you guys are vegan!!”
I seriously laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
- Posted in Hi-frickin-LARIOUS
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
That gets a DEFINITE laugh out loud from me! Vegan, yes, that’s EXACTLY what she meant!
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 am
hahahaaaa
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 am
funny…I get Belgian ads on your blog on the sidebar. It must track where my ip address is from.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 am
Hahahah WHAT?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 am
That totally reminds me of something that happened to me when I lived in Vegas - I was walking across a parking lot with my friend Jen one night after we had grabbed some dinner. We were on our way to get some ice cream and there was a big group of guys listening to music leaning against their cars. One guy runs up to us and says, “Hey, do you guys want a flyer for a concert this weekend?” and before I can even open my mouth she blurts out, “No thanks, I’m married”. The guy looked at me, then back at her and said, “So…you can’t go to concerts because you’re married?”. I think I dropped my head in my hands.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
hahahaha that is awesome. reminds me of zoolander, “you can read minds?”
June 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am
That’s hilarious!!!!! I love it!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Hahahahahahaha. That’s awesome.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I love that you went to a place called the Bourgeois Pig, for starters! You’re bound for a quirky urban adventure hanging around places like that!