Brain Hemorrhage
May 16th, 2008 by Kateastrophe
I keep WANTING to blog every day, but I’m finding myself very lame lately. So now you will see my brain, exploding all over your computer. You’re welcome for the visual.
I’ve been fighting this weird sickness, so I haven’t been to the gym. Not going to the gym makes me feel like crap. So does being sick. SO, I have felt like double crap all week and been sleeping a lot. That? Is lame. My lack of weight loss in the last few weeks due to trips and illnesses and laziness? Also lame.
My play performances are in two weeks. FINALLY it’s almost over. Last night we were supposed to have a polishing rehearsal . . .polishing lines, movement, etc. Instead? As is our custom, we spent the entire rehearsal re-choreographing a number that we thought we were done with. Teaching the idiot spaghetti limbed gumby/muppet who plays my love interest a new dance? Not really possible in two hours. Asking me to teach him? Totally pisses me off and makes me like him (and others) even less. Two more weeks . . . two more weeks. LAME!
In very UN-lame news :
My Mom is back THANK JEEBUS. I talked to her last night just as they were driving into town. She said they were crusty and dirty and experienced far too much nudity from her flower-child friend who’s family joined them on the trip (um, EW) and that, in spite of a near-blindness experience with my brother (which he compared to one of those creepy dolls who closes their eyes when you lay them down, hard to explain but FUNNY), they had a wondermous time. And she’s alive and now in a place where her cell phone works. I can breathe again. And paint my house. It’s about time.
We have new neighbors! Their house is almost done (oh thank goodness, no more early morning pounding right outside our bedroom window) and we sort of love them. They are from Columbus (Go Buckeyes!) and we finally have a fun couple to hang out with. The only slightly weird part is that, while they are only about seven years older than us (well, seven years older than Matt), they have a TWENTY-TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. Makes me feel like we’re getting a really late start on the whole birthing children thing. Well, for Mormons, we totally are, so I guess I can live with that. It’s still weird though!
Now, a question. I have no idea if any of my dear readers live in Phoenix, but if you do, I need SO much help. I need someone amazing to do my hair. Well, I need someone amazing who doesn’t charge me $400. Or even $200. Maybe closer to (or below) $100. Someone amazing AND amazingly cheap. See, I’m going grey. Well, not grey, WHITE. And the whole lazy hair thing isn’t working out for me and the white hairs. WE NEED HIGHLIGHTS STAT. And maybe a trim. Six months is a long, long time.
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- Posted in The Awesome Continues
May 16th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Yay for new neighbors, and even better that they’re Buckeyes! GO BUCKS!
Also glad your mom is back to being reachable. I can’t even imagine what that would have been like, I talk to my mom every day!
Hope you start feeling better!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
gumby muppet?!? Oh man, I’m dying over here - that’s the best description ever. Yay for only 2 more weeks! Then you can totally focus on the gloriousness that is my presence is 3 weeks! I just got my hair done today and it’s uber-fab - we’re back to the plat! Although, I’m still contemplating a little glitz just before the trip. Freak, what’s my deal? LOVE YOU!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
O-H….I-O!!!!!!
so in response to your query, you MUST check out aprilsreign blogspot. she rocks at life, and lives in phoenix, (i think). she’s on my bloggy roll. also, i just read your email and wept. WEPT I TELL YOU. tears. TEARS of joy.
so thank you, for making my friday night. scratch that. my lame, jobless life. your words and email? you? are a beacon of shining hope. (wow, that sounded totes cheessetastic, but go with it.)
seriously though, thankyou. and i will email you back tomorrow, because i may or may not be a bit tipsy off some red wine. (you know you heart my tipsy blog commenting.) but it has in no way affected my appreciation and love for you. only heightened it. okaaay. i’ll be going now.
xoxo, bb
May 16th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
But you’re back now and that’s all that matters.
You make me wish I was in AZ so I could go see you and your gumby muppet love interest in the play. Sounds very interesting.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Does the neighbor’s house being almost done mean you’re seeing less bugs in your house? I don’t know about your development, but since my parents’ house was the first to be built in their development, all of the construction and digging around them disturbed all kinds of bugs which kept making their way into the house until all of the houses were done being built.
I’m glad that you’ll only have to dance with the pasta version of gumby for another couple weeks and that your mommy’s back! You needed some un-lame stuff to balance the sucky stuff!
May 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Awwwww so glad to hear Mom made it home in one piece. She really does sound super cool.
Hope you feel better soon.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Dude, I’ll totally do your hair for $100…
(cue evil laughter) hahahahahahahahaha
May 19th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Umm, I think I would pay $100 to see Brillig do your hair!