March 21st, 2008 by Kateastrophe

Um, I keep trying to write something interesting and witty but it seems my brain has left the building. So I’ll give you boring and lame instead, k?

Today I fly to California to be sealed in the temple to my Mom, sister and Dad-and-a-half. I’m very excited. I’ve worked out the trauma with the ripped temple dress and have all elebenteen outfits packed and ready to go. It’s sad that I have to check a back for a 48 hour trip, but what can you do, right? A girl needs a hundred outfits to choose from. And shoes to match.

In other news, I’m having a fantastic hair day, thanks to my nifty $2.50 Velcro rollers. I forgot how wonderous those things are. Ten pounds of hair sitting flat on your head? Not to worry! Velcro is here. Poof! Body! Well, at least for an hour or so. Now I wish I were going to see someone today who cared about my great hair day.

Rather than do something exciting at work (hahahahah), I have a three hour meeting in a room with twelve stinky boys. And when I say stinky, I mean stinky. The burper/farter from the cube next to mine will be in attendance as well as 11 of his other equally socially awkward cohorts. They’re smart, great guys but seriously. Showers? Personal hygiene? COMMON COURTESY? Last week in the first version of this meeting, the burper belched SUPER loud and no one did anything about it. What the crap?? My participation in this meeting basically includes calming everyone down as they fight about what it is our company actually does and breathing through my mouth so the stench doesn’t infect me. Oh and figuring out how to market what we have. Again, hahahahahaha. I tell you what, it’s going to be a par-tay.

On that note, I leave you with the happy news that TOMORROW I GET TO EAT PEEPS AND STARBURST JELLY BEANS!!!!!!!! I’m not excited at all.