My Manly Man
March 22nd, 2007 by Kateastrophe
Kate and Matt are lying in bed late one night. Kate is trying to sleep. Matt is deep in thought.
Matt: (determined)
Matt: (determined)
I want to be a Spartan
Kate: (sleepily)
uh . . . ok?
Matt: (even more determined)
Seriously, what if the world came to that again? You know, if we had to fight for our land?
*thoughtful pause*
I’d totally get my ass kicked!
*another thoughtful pause*
That’s it. I’m quitting my job and training to be a Spartan.
*thoughtful pause*
I’d totally get my ass kicked!
*another thoughtful pause*
That’s it. I’m quitting my job and training to be a Spartan.
- Posted in Whaaaa?
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Hahaha. Yeah, you go, Matt! I can TOTALLY see it…
March 25th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
He’s right! He’d be toast! LOL!
March 27th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Oh if only everyone could be there as you tell that story in person. Tell Matt to go ahead and be a Spartan in that pretty little head’o his!