Memo to me: (part dos)
March 7th, 2007 by Kateastrophe
Never mention the subject of babies in a blog post unless you are:
a) pregnant already or
b) planning to make yourself that way very soon.
Sorry for the fire drill folks. I am not, nor am I planning on being pregnant any time in the forseeable future. Here is a list of people you can talk to if that’s what you’re looking for:
Those to convince to become pregnant:
My sister and her husband (hehehe she’s going to kill me)
Brother-in-law and his wife (they are going to kill me too!)
Those already “with child”
Jewels
My good friend Sara
Hannah
Lindsey(who I don’t know personally, but I do know she’s having a baby soon.)
This random girl
. . . and pretty much EVERY woman I go to church with.
Just not ME. My uterus is closed for business until much further notice.
- Posted in Kateastrophes

March 7th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Dearest Kate,
You don’t “make yourself” pregnant. I thought I’d better let you know that. Should I let Matt know that too? I’d be happy to have my five year old call him and explain it to him…
March 8th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Oh, I’m LOVING you so much right now for all your expertise on JN! Blab as much as you want. I need so much help in the jeans department. I’m a mess, I guess. I’m glad to find you! I’ve just subscribed to you via reader! Woot!!