Archive for March, 2007
100 Things - Parteth Unoeth
I am such a bandwagon fan. I seem incapable of coming up with my OWN cool blog things, so I just copy everyone else.
But here it goes, I’m going to write 100 things about me so you, the internet, can love me as much as I loove me-self. I might have to split it up […]The first "Mattastrophe" in history!
My husband is a sweet, calm, careful human being. He very rarely makes mistakes, very rarely makes an accidental mess . . . pretty much the opposite of ME.
Last night, however, we had ourselves an accident ala Matt.
The blinds in our dining room were misbehaving. One side went down just fine, but the […]The Neverending Stooorrryyyy la la laaaaa la la laaaa la la laaaa
Weight gain and loss . . . the neverending stories of my LIFE.
Back in high school, lets just say I was chubby and still had quite a bit of baby fat on me. At about sixteen I all of a sudden started to slim out a bit . . . then I hit college where […]
Flashback . .. whatever day it is.
Ahhh, here we (we being Sheila, Heather and I) are, circa 1999, AKA year of the HIGH PANTS, bad bangs and RHINESTONE CLIPS IN MY HAIR? What. Was. I. Thinking.
The other girls look FAB.
Me? Not so much.
My thighs and The Limited can go to hell
That is all I have to say about that.
My Manly Man
Kate and Matt are lying in bed late one night. Kate is trying to sleep. Matt is deep in thought.Matt: (determined)
I want to be a Spartan
Kate: (sleepily)
uh . . . ok?
Matt: (even more determined)
Seriously, what if the world came to that again? You know, if we had to fight for our land?*thoughtful pause* I’d totally […]Flashback Copycat
Well if we’re ALL DOING IT I might as well do it too.
Because apparently, judging by our hideous outfits, if one of us would have jumped off a bridge, we all would have followed.
Wow! That stuff really works!
Howdy Neighbor! I’m a Psycho!
I’m so gonna be famous. The Arrowhead Independent, a small –er, tiny — local newspaper found out about my starring role (hahah) in the musical “Suds” and they are running a “Meet Your Neighbor” feature about ME! So they emailed me a bunch of questions to answer and asked for a picture.
I would normally be […]Overwhelmed
So I’m training the THIRD replacement in six months for my old job. Several things have occured to me.
A) I have SO MUCH random information stored in my brain about the men I worked for that I’m surprised I can still converse like a normal human being. Well, normal, depending on how you […]