Archive for January, 2007
My mind is as dull as my razor
If you could read my mind, first of all you’d be very scared.
Second of all, yesterday you would have been listening to the following conversation I was having with myself on the plane to Orlando.
“Is my butt really that big or did the seats on the exit rows of all airplanes shrink all of a […]It is always with the best intentions the worst work is done - Oscar Wilde
I should live by that quote.
So, I’ve been trying my darndest to keep my house cleaner. It’s not really a New Year’s Resolution . . .more like a “I’m desperately hoping to sell my house soon and it’s probably going to be listed for like eight months so I’d better get into the habit […]The Day Hell Froze Over
On Sunday it SNOWED in Phoenix. DID YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE?!?! S-N-O-W-E-D. Real, freezing cold snow. IN PHOENIX.
Monday morning I went out to my car and there was LOTS OF ICE ON IT. I had to dig through my trunk, cursing and screaming, looking for the lone ice scraper I thought might still be in […]Have you ever had that dream . . . the one where you’re naked on stage?
Yeah well . . .
My top came unbottoned on opening night. In the middle of the show, middle of a song. I looked down and there they were. My voluptuous bosoms. For the world to see. Well, for the audience made up of mostly senor citizens to see . . […]Another Openin’, Another Show
I can’t decide if I’m nervous or not. I think not. But I’m not sure.
My show opens tonight . . . well, not OPENS . . . my cast for the show “Suds” has it’s first performance tonight. We’ve been rehearsing like crazy this week. I’m exhausted, my eyes have that constant burning feel . […]My Mastercard Ad
Week in Puerto Vallarta: $0 (thanks to my awesome parents)
Direct flight home instead of going through Dallas: $0 (thanks to the ice storm in Dallas)
Parking at the airport: $0 (thanks to Rhonda who let us park at her place.)
Coming home to find out the boss you don’t get along with has been ‘let go’: Priceless
There […]Are you jealous now?
Here are some pictures of our palace in Mexico!
Yeah that behind me? The window over our sink.
The view from our BED.
Looking down from our balcony over the pool and the ocean
Our house from the beach. Our room is on the very top floor.
That’s all for now folks! I have […]No Comment
IF I happened to be an Ohio State fan, and IF I happened to know anyone who was a Gators fan, I would implore them to not ask me about the debacle that was the National Championship.
I get it, I get it. We sucked. Ok we didn’t just suck. We sucked butt. […]Viva La Mexico!
Well, I was sort of hoping for zero internet access while I’m here in Puerto Vallarta. That hope didn’t come true, but shhhhhh don’t tell work, they still don’t know!!
We are here and it’s better than I could have imagined. Our villa is built into a cliff overlooking the water. There is an ELEVATOR and […]Attention WalMart shoppers . . . We have an awesome trip to Utah on aisle 7
Wow. Seriously. Wow.
It’s my last night here in the home land and I am so content and so happy right now. It has been a freaking crazy three days, and my eyes feel as though they were rubbed down with sandpaper then glued open, but I had a wonderful time and, with the teeny […]